Midnight Sale Enthusiast Gifts

'-and what bargains are you two gentlemen queuing for?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Bedtime story.

Online Shopping.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Last Chance for Everything.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Bat

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"I am in training for the sales."

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'Shove' (at big sale).

Bargains

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Final clearance sale.

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Garage Sales Anonymous

I brake for all 50 off Sales.