Late-night Enthusiast Gifts

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Bedtime story.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Bat

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"The only way I could be sure the sitter would watch the baby, was to put it in front of the refrigerator!"

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I have dusk free."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

David Letterman

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."