Late-night Reveler Gifts

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

The Easter Bunny in August

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Happy National Pride Month."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

"To us … or not."

Celebrate!

Happy Anniversary

'Just another young couple out burning the midnight rubber.'

'He's whooping it up again.'