Late-night Reveler Gifts

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

The Easter Bunny in August

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"Happy National Pride Month."

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"To us … or not."

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

Happy Anniversary

'He's whooping it up again.'

'Just another young couple out burning the midnight rubber.'

"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."

Celebrate!

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.