All-night Reveler Gifts

'Joe's Bar ... 24 Hour Drinking.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"I'm the designated driver."

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Happy New Year!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Waiting for 2018

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

Mouse Cracker

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

'Happy new year'

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

"It's best just to leave them alone - Over the years, they've come to regard themselves as an elite group of drunks."

"Happy National Pride Month."

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"