New Year's Eve Reveler Gifts

Celebrate!

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

2015 Party

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

December Fest

"I'm the designated driver."

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Holiday Overkill.

Christmas with Cats

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

The night after Christmas.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

Dogs play the double bass

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'