Yuletide Reveler Gifts

"I'm the designated driver."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Holiday Overkill.

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

Christmas with Cats

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

Dogs play the double bass

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Which is yours??'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'We made it, Happy New Year.'