Holiday Revelers Gifts

"The best part about the holidays is all the holidays."

No, "hohoho" isn't an acronym. It just means "hohoho."

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

The New Year's Dance

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"I'm the designated driver."

Bon Voyage

The night after Christmas.

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Counting Blessings

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

"Good Christmas?"

Dogs play the double bass

Step one...try to relax.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'