Holiday Revelers Prints

"The best part about the holidays is all the holidays."

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

The New Year's Dance

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Counting Blessings

December Fest

"I'm the designated driver."

The night after Christmas.

Bon Voyage

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Travel Agent - Building not finished

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Christmas Tree Lights

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Step one...try to relax.

Dogs play the double bass