All-nighter Gifts

Counting Sheep

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Mother, you were right."

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Overnight Programming

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Hang the PJ's

TV Guide saying - '...and this is your local pub, where I think you should spend the evening'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

'Just another young couple out burning the midnight rubber.'

"I used to have insomnia -- Now I just stay up really late."

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'