Late-night Tv Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's 4 A.M.—maybe you'd sleep better if you bought some crap!"

"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

It's well done, but I find it hard to stay interested since they cut down to just 13 episodes per season.

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Filmed in Supermarionation

Richard Hammond.

'Hello, Mum!'

After hours TV.

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

"Why do mothers and fathers only get one day and sharks get a week?"

David Letterman

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'