Late-night Show Fans Gifts

Rich Hall.

The secret to Rip Van Winkle's lengthy slumber.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Applause

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

Police Box

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

David Letterman

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

After hours TV.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Intramission

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

The walking dead

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Canadian television trivia.

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

When I was a teenager, "Saturday Night live" had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Jay Leno

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'

"I know a lot of people will say, 'Oh, no—not another book about cats.'"

Greetings earthling.

"Are the kids asleep?"