Late-night Tv Fans Gifts

"And now. . . for the last stupid human trick!"

"Next time, don't call me at 3 a.m. to ask if a pill you saw on late night TV is right for you!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

Books versus TV.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

After hours TV.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

David Letterman

'A humanitarian war? -- Now, why didn't I think of that?'

Robert Kilroy Silk - Out.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Employee Survival School

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

Martin Clunes

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

Rich Hall.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"I know a lot of people will say, 'Oh, no—not another book about cats.'"

'Do you think the country was better off under Leno and Letterman, or under Fallon and Colbert?'

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'