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'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

The walking dead

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

After hours TV.

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

"Are the kids asleep?"

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"I know a lot of people will say, 'Oh, no—not another book about cats.'"

Greetings earthling.