Late-night Show Devotee Pillows

Conan in Pasadena

Theatre Crowd

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Watching telly

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

TV and man

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

The Sports Fanatic

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Late Night TV

David Letterman

After hours TV.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

Ashton Kutcher

"They went together, doctor!"

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

'Have you noticed? She always calls a recess at the exact time 'Oprah' comes on tv.'