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Applause

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Watching telly

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

The Ignored Busker

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

TV and man

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"This one's for me."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

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