Late-night Show Devotee T-Shirts

Theatre Crowd

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Watching telly

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

The Sports Fanatic

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Late Night TV

After hours TV.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

"They went together, doctor!"