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"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Theatre Crowd

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

TV and cleaner

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Watching telly

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

Dante Alighieri

TV and man

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"She died doing what she loved."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Trump's firings

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

"They went together, doctor!"

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"