Late-night Tv Lovers Pillows

"Are the kids asleep?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

After hours TV.

Baby loving the television more than his/her parents.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

'Big Udder is Watching'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

David Dickinson