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"Are the kids asleep?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

Baby loving the television more than his/her parents.

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

After hours TV.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

David Letterman

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

'Big Udder is Watching'

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

David Dickinson