Late-night Tv Fan T-Shirts

'Newspaper? Cable News? Actually, I keep abreast of current events by watching late-night tv comics!'

"I know a lot of people will say, 'Oh, no—not another book about cats.'"

Trump Fatigue

After hours TV.

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

TV Situations vacant.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Moses' TV guide.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'

"Synchronized sitting"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

Televised Insomnia Benefit Telethon puts couple to sleep.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"We've had to rename it, no one watches talk shows anymore."

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

Robert Kilroy Silk - Out.

"Are the kids asleep?"