Nighttime Enthusiasts Gifts

Night Owls v. Morning People

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

I could have danced all night!

Romance

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'Fried chickens.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

City centre pub.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Party-Crashing Ban

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Bat

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Vaccine passport required

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Now what's yours?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

A couple of birds out on the town.