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Night Owls v. Morning People

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

I could have danced all night!

Romance

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

City centre pub.

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Bat

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Now what's yours?"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."