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"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I have dusk free."

'No, the job doesn't pay a lot but,as long as I have enough to spend my evenings in the pub, I'm happy.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Bedtime story.

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

More Arts Council cuts...

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."