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"I always feel a tad secular on Saturday nights."

'Don't you like to do things without your mom sometimes?'

I could have danced all night!

Romance

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Dance.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

Lovers.

Champagne

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar