Night-out Enthusiasts T-Shirts

A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Romance

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

City centre pub.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Vaccine passport required

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Thank you, Sir."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Sacrlet harlot.

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"