Couple's Night Out Enthusiast T-Shirts

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Incompatible.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

Lovers.

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'