Couple's Night Out Enthusiast Mugs

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Film Lovers.

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'