Date Night Aficionados T-Shirts

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

"Have I mentioned that I have four stomachs?''

You haven't said a word all evening, Lance. What happened to your promise that we would spend more quality time together. Quality time, Gloria? I thought you said "quantity time."

'A table for two?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Drive in movies.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Film Lovers.

Love Trap

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'