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"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

"Have I mentioned that I have four stomachs?''

'A table for two?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'