Dreamy Date Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Drive in movies.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Film Lovers.

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Trap

Lovers.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."