Date Night Dreamers T-Shirts

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."

'Today's calendar date is...'

'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'

"My parents must really like you. They usually insist on chaperoning my first dates."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"Do you mind?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Film Lovers.

Romance

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'