Date Night Dreamers Pillows

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."

'Today's calendar date is...'

'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Asking out a palm reader.

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'S'more wine?'

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

The Bare Minimum

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."