Dating Dreamer Pillows

'I think Frank and I will get on really well - apparently he loves shoes too!'

"Thanks Baldo. It was a magical evening."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Asking out a palm reader.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Quantum Psychic

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Awkward First Dates

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"