Dating Dreamer Pillows

'I think Frank and I will get on really well - apparently he loves shoes too!'

"Thanks Baldo. It was a magical evening."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Asking out a palm reader.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Quantum Psychic

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Awkward First Dates