Dreamy Date Enthusiasts Mugs

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Trap

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Romance

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"You lack spontaniety."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Lovers.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."