Romantic Date Enthusiast Mugs

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Funnel of Love

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love

Funnel of Love

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

The Tunnel Of Love

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

You're my Venus