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Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

Bedtime story.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"Thank you, Sir."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Vaccine passport required

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Bat

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Now what's yours?"

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."