Nocturnal Enthusiasts T-Shirts

And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

Bat

Nocturne

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Trick or treat surprise.

"Never think outside the box!"

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'