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Balancing two espresso martinis

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Philip Marlow family

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Party-Crashing Ban

"It's only the wind."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"Now what's yours?"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Mouse shopping after hours

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."