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"Me, I can't listen to music when I'm flying: I bump into things..."

'And make sure my daughter is back at dawn...'

"Do you see what I see?"

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

"Since she became a teenager, she goes to bed later and later: We can't roam the house at night anymore..."

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

Bat

'The only job we have available is on the nightshift...'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"It's only the wind."

Nocturne

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.