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The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bees SOS

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Comb Sweet Comb

Shell Fire

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

How's the new one?

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"We're trying to help you!"

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Bat

Climate change

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Hello from the lakes!