Nocturnal Nature Fans T-Shirts

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Something nocturnal."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

A couple lie in bed

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."