Nocturnal Nature Fans Gifts

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Mamoose...

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Bat

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Something nocturnal."

A couple lie in bed

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"