Nocturnal Animal Fan Gifts

"Something nocturnal."

All-Night Diner

"It's daytime, so he must be sleepwalking..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Antler Buzzers.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Water Balloon Animals.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'