Nocturnal Nature Fan Gifts

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Is the salmon fresh?"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I'm more of a day owl."

Mamoose...

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Something nocturnal."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

'Every day they get bolder.'