Nature's Harmony Fan Gifts

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Wine Lady

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"This is a duet yourself project."

Campground Conductor

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Marine Band

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Musician

Flight of the Bumble Bee

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'