Mother Nature's Fan Gifts

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"This is a duet yourself project."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Mamoose...

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."