Mother Nature's Fan Prints

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"This is a duet yourself project."

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Loggerheads

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Leadership never hibernates.

Mamoose...

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."