Nature Fan Gifts

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Where bikini wax comes from.

'Was that you?'

"Why weren't you playing bereaved while I was playing dead?"

'The best thing about being a bee is you can get out of things by saying, 'I'm busy'.'

'Uh oh... cramp!'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'

'I enjoy being a spider, but it makes dancing a nightmare.'

'Why would I need deodorant? I don't sweat...'

'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'

"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."

'First it was cats, then herons - now this!'

'Don't you go grinding your teeth at me.'

'Showoff!'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'It's a great idea, but is it allowed?'

Bears with mobile cave.

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'We're waiting!'

'You see, a broken nose is a major handicap to me: I can't feed myself...'

Mamoose...

'You know, there's a thin line between gathering nuts for the winter and hoarding.'

'And for luring a cat away from his nest,with an excellent 'Bird with a broken wing' performance.The winner is: Larry Blackbird!'

Beaver cleaning a carpet.

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

'Me, I just put a new advert in the classifieds: There are always silly males calling back...'

Not a tree.

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."