Nature Fan In The City Gifts

Suburban Sightseers

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Rockefeller Center."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Painting nature.

Flowers in the city

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

Mamoose...

Feathered frenzy

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban lunch

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."