Nature Sound Fan Gifts

Waking Up With Rooster.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"This is a duet yourself project."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Campground Conductor

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

"I'm more of a day owl."

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Flight of the Bumble Bee