Nature Sound Lover Gifts

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Campground Conductor

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"HOWL!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

You are what you collect.

Surf Guitar

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

"That's the back door."

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

Tit Willow

Natural relaxation in confinement

"God...I hate elevator music."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Drum kit for sale...

Ringing bell

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

To sing up for premium commercial-free sounds of the ocean, log onto ...

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'